let me get a few things off my mind

I haven't posted anything in a long time and that's for a couple of reasons. One being I got married, and went to Hawai'i and tried to never come back. Some how a job and the ability to not be able to afford my drinking problem on an island that makes everything extremely expensive, brought us back. So since my life has now been changed forever, a few things have really been upsetting. And here is what I'm doing about it.

• THE ESPY AWARDS

I watched this little award show on my DVR last night. About 3 to 4 seconds into the show I realized there isn't much worse television I could put myself through. I take that back. It was one of the worst experiences of my life, television or anyway you can spend time. ESPN continues to over due anything that involves sports on any program they have on their air. It's hard to read their magazine without getting a seizure. Another thing, athletes are not funny, so try not to make them what they aren't. (other than James Loney, who apparently was wasted and fell and ripped a models dress off, exposing her boobs.)

• Samuel L. Jackson = run in the opposite direction

Sam Jackson really was the worst part of the ESPY'S. I don't know how else to put it, other than it was just sad. There was a skit about Jackson being a sports anchor. My fast forward couldn't move fast enough. It wasn't funny. It wasn't entertaining. It wasn't good TV. It was, for that matter, a waste of my fucking time. All he did was annoy the shit out of me. Is it really the only thing he has is to say MOTHER FUCKER? Because if that's the case, he has been around far, far too long. I mean he's just a walking stereotype with a catchphrase. That sure is something to be proud of, huh?

• Bloggers Ripping on Entourage For Reasons I Can't Think of ....

This is something I've see around for a while now. Bloggers keep ripping Entourage and writing about how awful it is every Monday. Why? Granted the show has fallen off since the first couple of seasons, and last season was pretty bad. But there are far worse shows on TV than Entourage. I personally don't mind seeing good things happen to people. Seeing a fake famous person live the life that none of us get to. I don't want to watch shows like Law and Order, showing how shitting the world is during every show. I know they are ugly dudes, that are fucking hot chicks. But that really is the real world. Ugly dudes that have money or are affiliated with famous people get tail. It's life, deal with it. You can't deny that Ari and Loyd are entertaining as shit and the guest stars are still worth it. The blog http://www.wwtdd.com/, had a post today talking about how Seth Rogan hates the show and how much they love him for it. I have a few things to say about that. The world SHOULD be tired of Seth Rogan. That voice is like a drunk Kermit the frog. I think his humor has run its course. "I'm fat, I love pot, and I laugh like all the time." Oh I get it, cool man. You're doing that character again.