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Define Ironic: Coke Whore arrested for being ... well, a Coke Whore

Well , well, well, looky at what we got here.  Last night everyone's favorite inflatable sex toy with a heartbeat got arrested for possession of a little sniff sniff.

according to People:
Paris Hilton was arrested Friday night in Las Vegas for possession of a controlled substance after cocaine was found in her purse, a police spokesman says.  Hilton, 29, was arrested shortly before midnight on Las Vegas Boulevard after police pulled over a vehicle that Hilton was in. The hotel heiress was not driving.

 (exhibit 1)

Shouldn't this hole be arrested on site for possession?  Look at that face and body.  If it doesn't scream "coke whore" the same way the sight of Rex Ryan screams cardiac arrest, just call me Miles Davis.  Figuring out if this butter-face (is that two words or one?) is a rich cunt or a high class hooker who will steal all your blow is tougher than than finding a straight women on a roller derby team.  

But as Nicholson said in the Departed, "when you're staring down the barrel of a loaded gun, what's the difference?"  

Or was that barrel just a rolled up hundred?