The REAL Big Names are Heading to Miami

Reports have come out that MY favorite Cav .... scratch that, my favorite player in the NBA, Zydrunas Ilgauskas will be joining Lebron James and the Miami Heat.  Now my college roommates can vouch for me, that while being forced to watch endless Cavs games I repeatedly claimed Z was the deciding factor in the success of the team.  They would return with comments such as, "go fuck yourself" and "you have a huge dick".  I never understood the second part all that much, but who am I?

I guess I'm not the only one that thought Lebron couldn't win without Ilgauskas.  God damn I got it going on today!