What a great time of the year. College football is in full swing, as is the NFL. The NBA and the NHL are getting started and the WNBA is over. But the best part is that the baseball playoffs are here. With that said, here are MWP picks for both the AL and NL match ups.
New York Yankees vs Minnesota Twins:
Winner: Twins
Flat out the Yankees can't pitch after Sebathia. They could try to get him to throw every other game, but looked how that worked out when he was with Milwaukee. Who would have thought doucheness would rub off on Jeter. We all know Alex is the worst, but when he starts to turn Mr. Yankee into a faking dick cheese, you know this team is headed nowhere.
Tampa Bay Rays vs Texas Rangers:
Winner: Rays
This one is simple. Josh Hamilton back in Tampa means Josh Hamilton back on the wagon. Hamilton returns to the team that drafted him number one overall back when he was the best prospect of all time. We all know what happened, Hamilton's career went down the tubes for the next few years. But honestly I bet he was a fucking blast to hangout with. Hambino catches up with some old mates, can't hit shit, and the Rays advance.
San Francisco Giants vs Atlanta Braves:
Winner: Giants
Sorry Bobby Cox but it's over. Well at least it's over until you manage the Cubs next season. The facts are that the Braves can't hit baseballs nearly as good as Cox hits his wife.
Philadelphia Phillies vs Cincinnati Reds:
Winner: Phillies
H2O dominate. People say that Philly sucks as a city. Well has anyone seen the Natty? Yeah it looks like the inside of a porn stars vag. So who you going to go with? The city that gave you your freedom or the home of the Bengals? right.
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