looking for related nfl programming if the lockout continues?

football cops is a high action drama that stars two of the biggest names to ever wear a badge.  peyton manning helps his mentally challenged brother fight crime on the tough streets of ..... i have no fucking idea what i'm writing here, just watch ok.





isn't eli so adorable "trying" to act?  or even "act" like a normal functioning member of society for that matter.

Who Thought Kickers Were So Badass?

Well I have a new favorite player and he goes by the name of Pat McAffe.  Don't get him confused with your computer software protection, because he's a bad ass.  Short story shorter, he got wasted and decided to go swimming in a river downtown Indy.  When confronted by police about if he had been drinking, McAffe replied, "A lot, because I'm drunk." 

Story here.

where do I get a Pat McAffe jersey?