This is Great .... Unless you're Jerry Sandusky, Joe Paterno, Mike McQueary, Anyone Who Graduated From Penn State, Anyone Who Goes To Penn State, Well You Get The Idea

looking for related nfl programming if the lockout continues?

football cops is a high action drama that stars two of the biggest names to ever wear a badge.  peyton manning helps his mentally challenged brother fight crime on the tough streets of ..... i have no fucking idea what i'm writing here, just watch ok.





isn't eli so adorable "trying" to act?  or even "act" like a normal functioning member of society for that matter.

this beats jumping over a car .... always.

if some one at the dunk contest simply did this dunk they would have won without the use of a stuffed animal, two baskets, a car, a choir, a cupcake, a cape (so so gay) or three balls.






yeah eat shit NBA, I bet this dude works at a car wash and runs shit.

not that anyone is interested, but ashlee simpson is looking to fuck.

Say it ain’t so. Ashlee (wow 2 e's, how indi) Simpson has filed divorce papers, and will be separating from Pete Wentz. Remember when everything on the planet was about the Simpson sisters? What a sad time we lived in back then. We hadn’t yet figured out that crazy housewives from around the country were much more
interesting than two dumb middle class sisters. The day came back in 2007 when everyone realized
that they couldn’t sing or lip-sync very well for that matter, act, dance, talk, spell, not gain weight
excessively, voice opinions that anyone cared about, whistle, juggle, think, give men boners, jump,
wave, blink, and chew to name a few.

We heard for about a hot minute that the fat one was getting married to a former NFL player that
was as good at football as Jessica was at singing. Awesome. Now we here that Ashley is leaving her
husband, the wonderfully feminine Pete Wentz. But those two kids were crazy about each other, what
went wrong! They had Valentine’s Day plans for Christ’s Sake, and now this? The dozen members of
the Ashley Simpson fan club are going to be just devastated. The two early 2000’s stars have a 2 year
old child together, aptly named Bronx (oh you celebrities and how you so falsely show how creative/
artsy you are through your children’s names.)

Quick question, what’s the over/under on this divorce being a product of, “No one’s talking about me!”
Well I’ve talked about it today, but I’ll forget about you tomorrow Simpson sisters. Or at least until one
of you leak a sex tape.

drunk ernie Photo of the Week

the doctor is in.

New Rule: Never piss off a ginger. Happy MLK day

By the way, NSFW

Where You at Sindney Crosby?

Drunk Ernie Photo of the Week

Subject: Ernie

Date: Boozefest 2007

Place: outside the Candlelight Tavern in Denver

Back story: This was after hour 17 of "no sleeves no problem"