BLOG ROLL!!!!! Sounds like Shitty Shushi

Here are a few things I found today that are awesome, just like me.

• Busted Coverage found actual proof that my Alma Mater is amazing. Yes Ohio State may lose national championship games, but I once almost convinced my friends to kill a homeless man with me at a house party in Columbus (pictured below). Or did we? I can't remember now that I think about it.

• More proof that the Big Ten Rules, thanks to Gunaxin.
  

• I just bought a Wii, and now I'm starting to think about things. I thought video games just made dudes jerk off a lot, and never really move out of their parent's basements. But now WithLeather shows that they're lives might be at risk.

• I'm so buying one of these when my family dies. I mean who wouldn't want to see the progression of your family's bodies as they decay? Could get you into the town science fair.

You can go to www.seemerot.com, it was blocked at my work, which makes me think it rules.

Top 3 Graves I wish included Coffin Cams:

1. Kurt Cobain
2. Princess Diana
3. the Big Bopper
   

"Hospice - A Thought"

We are going to have a guest writing with us today. A very special man that I have great respect for. There's a man .... well, there's a man .... I lost my train of thought now.

THE LOCK

Hospice, quite literally, is a place you go to die. It is likely the only place in your life that you will walk into and never walk back out. Except for a rare few, hospice is nothing more than a morgue for the living.

But it is those precious few about whom I write today. I write about the guy who's family sends him off to Green Valley Hospice "because they're a family who cares." Then, unbenownst to the doctors and family, the ol' bastard makes it. He survives hospice! Without even so much as a pat on the buns, he walks by the doctors of death and out into the world of the living again. He sends a telegram to his family from a sleepy little resort in Florida. It merely says, " I survived hospice. Fuck you!"

So here's to that man. One of the chosen few who survived hospice. I'd like to get him a t-shirt that proudly states on the back, "I survived hospice. Fuck you!"

Hey, The Office. You're Worse Than Going To Work.

I know many of you out there caught the new Office episode last night. So, many of you want that 30 minutes back don't you? I was just waiting for Steve Carell to jump over a shark in the parking lot, as he continued to crawl on the ground throughout the episode. Is that funny? Is it supposed to be funny because he's wearing a suit? Because it's not. Micheal buying a woman's suit was funny. Last night, not funny. That's how bad it's gotten. Last night made Evan Almighty look like the Shawshank Redemption. I mean it was painful to watch. At least Carell's joke of fooling everyone that he's actually funny is over. Rainn Wilson better get out of that show before it reaches the likes of CSI Miami.

PS. Ricky Gervais is looking like the funniest man in the world this morning.

Remember When the Farrrelly Brothers Were Funny?

We'll I don't really ever remember when "they" were funny, but they did make Something About Mary. Well they are making a Three Stooges movie, yeah I know, and Film Drunk has the Cast.





Well, this movie is going to ahhh, well it has to top the last Farrelly brothers movie right? That was Walter the Farting Dog, staring the Jonas Brothers.

Too many brothers. The only brothers that should ever work together are the Coen brothers, and that's even a stretch after I saw the Ladykillers

Bruce Willis, is there anything he can't do?

Apparently when Bruce Willis, a Dude of Dudes, used to do Seagrams Wine Cooler commercials. Now just any actor could have pulled this off. But no one could have done it with the style and flair of Willis.



No wait, it gets better ....



Two things. 1) How the fuck is this shit wet and dry? That doesn't make any sense. But you know what, if Bruce tells me so, it has to be true. 2) I bet Bruce totally de-railed that chick afterward.

oh, and it still gets better ...



the best thing is this came out less than a year before Die Hard. So I'm starting to wonder how the kid from the Dell spots isn't blowing shit up, and throwing people off buildings on big screens all across the US.

With Bruce absolutely dominating those Seagrams commercials, it made me remember my all-time favorite celeb commercial. And my man is from Philly.

Jennifer Love Huge-Tits Dating the Dude From Scream?

Everyone knows Jennifer Love Huge-tits, ah I mean Hewitt. She loves to get engaged, then have it be called off, and then start dating some one with in a week. That new dude quickly becomes the love of her life and is like some one that she has never met before. Anyone who has dated Carson Daily, Wilmer Valderrama, and Joey Lawrence has some explaining to do. Those three tools have all gotten the "Love". Now John Mayer has been a resident in Hewitt's vag-town, but he dumped her and tagged Minka Kelly. (Very nice move)

Now she is dating Jamie Kennedy, the guy from the Scream movies. What are the chances they end up getting married? You would have a better chance of her not resembling a horse while on all fours. No wonder she is the star of a show called The Horse Whisperer. Oh and the picture above is not the JLH that Kennedy is getting. take a look at the ass that he's tapping.
Now that's an ass.

Britney Spear's Concerts Might be Tolerable Now

At Brit's latest show in Tampa she dropped some news on everyone. That news would be that her PUSSY was hanging out. Yes, it, out. I want to know about the hanging part. Do Va-Jay's hang? I thought dicks hung, and cunts accepted the hang. If both hang, then where will we be?



Well, I'm so back on board with this broad. I just hope if I buy a ticket to one of her shows, she, "Oops does that again."