Random College Story Part 2

So where we left off, our female lead flung herself out the second story window of my house and proceeded to run away. Well just when I thought that things were over and calm, and i could finally get back to what was important. Playing beer pong. We soon saw flashing lights outside, and the feeling that this can't be good came over us. Why you ask? Well for several reasons.

1. 2 Underage kids passed out throwing up pretty much the world
2. Our roommates little "crops" growing in our attic
3. A drunk woman was accusing my roommate of beating her

So we really had no need to worry with the cops and an ambulance outside. So me and Brian go outside to talk things out. Why us? Because I'm a brocat that loves to talk and he's my muscle. now the EMT's were cool. Together we shined the light from their ambulance onto the siding of our house. One of them said, "See you can see right were her feet were kicking before she dropped." The cop wasn't as cool. He for some reason said he wanted to look through our house to make sure that she wasn't in there and we were keeping her against her will. (Like we would do such a thing) So on that note, Brian sprints into the house to hide all 7 of our plants. Leaving me standing there with my thumb up my ass and a look on my face that resembled that of Paris Hilton's when asked about global warming. "I bet he's just going to clean up a bit for you." So we walk through the house, as the cop steps over trash in one of the worst houses in the state. Side note: I was once laying in bed, my cot in the dining room, and pushed on the wall and my entire arm went straight through to the family room.) All of these are pluses for us actually. Because he didn't want to be in that place any longer than a hot minute. He went in the family room looked in a circle and said, "Good enough for me."