Saturday, February 28, 2009

Who the Fuck is Tyler Perry?



Maybe I don't know because I'm white. Maybe I don't know because .... well that's all I really all I could come up with. I've heard the name, Tyler Perry. Don't get me wrong, but I wouldn't be able to pick him out of a police lineup. In all seriousness, If some one came up to me and said I'm going to shove a tea cup filled to the brim with AIDS blood up your ass if you can't tell me 1 Tyler Perry movie, you could just call me Freddie Mercury. I have just two questions. A) Is this guy a Wayans brother? B) Is his show on the WB?

So I did some research and found out that he comes out with a new movie about every 4 months. He shoots his shit like a day time soap or a porno. Apparently he just dresses up in fat costumes and that's pretty much the jest of it.



I love all comedy expect Dane Cook, trust me. But I don't get what makes a black comedian. To make it as a black comedian it takes to two things.



1) dress up in some sort of fat suit and play a variety of characters in one movie or TV show. Eddie Murphy did it in Nutty Professor which was funny. You know what wasn't funny? The next 4 Nutty Professors, 27 Tyler Perry movies, and 11 Big Mamma movies.

2) make fun of white people and talk about how dorky they are and how we talk funny. That midget Kat Williams, my fucking God! First cursing is cool, that's why your parents don't want you to do it. But that ugly shit curses because he don't know what to say.

Now I don't want you to think I'm getting racial on you. Because I'm talking about a group of so called comedians, where that is their whole act. Bros like Dave Chappelle, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby and Chris Rock to name a few, are absolutely amazing. They talk about everyone under the sun and that's some funny shit. And it's the same on the other side of things. Larry the Cable Guy is a goon, with no sense of the word humor.

Easy as pie

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