Things Less Gay Than Brody Jenner’s Show Bromance

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January 6th, 2009 by NextRound

We were recently made aware of the new MTV reality show Bromance, which stars reality regular and undeniable waste-of-space, Brody Jenner. In case you’re unaware — which hopefully you are — Bromance is pretty much The Bachelor, except instead of a bunch of chicks fighting for one dude, a bunch of dudes fight for one dude. The winner is to be rewarded with a spot in Jenner’s entourage (and a lifetime of humiliation).

While we can maybe see this idea seeming funny at inception, there’s just no way to get around the gayness. That this show even exists is truly a testament to how dumb MTV thinks its audience is.

On our NR Group, Team Cool & Tough initially tried to come up with a list of things that were gayer than this show, which proved to be almost impossible (you can only list “butt sex” and “eating pizza off another dude’s back” so many times). So instead we decided to come up with a list of Things Less Gay Than Brody Jenner’s Show, Bromance. It was much easier.

• Gatsby Hats
• Dry Weddings
• Unicycles
• Sean Penn’s character in Milk
• Talking to a naked dude at the gym. While you’re also naked.
• Johnny Cakes
• Zac Efron
• Ferragamo Loafers
• Bragging about your credit score
• Neverland Ranch
• Parasailing
• The color “Magenta”
• Saving yourself for marriage
• Crying
• Spin Class
• The basement scene in Pulp Fiction
• Track Lighting
• This Picture
• Kittens
• High School Wrestling
• Seeing Twilight with another dude
• Turtlenecks
• Declining a BJ
• Ellen Degeneres
• What the Marines refer to as “Bottoming Out”
• Wii Fit
• Gerble farms
• Booth’s DVR Playlist
• Capris for Men
• Will & Grace Reruns
• Noticing someone wearing a black belt and brown shoes
• Monogamy
• The Iron Lotus
• Starting a website called DudeAlert
• Pogo Sticks
• Walking on the treadmill at a high incline
• A Devil’s Threesome
• Sweatervests
• Refusing to take a dump at work
• Being able to Shag
• Taking a cab home
• Going Green
• Saying you can eat 70 nuggets and then only eating 35

Thanks to Team C&T for the input.