Coop is the type of cat that was born without a soul, without a moral compass. the type of guy that will tell a girl to meet him at a bar downtown and have no intention of ever showing up. And in turn leaving her at a bar alone with no ride home (true story by the way). So for all you guys that are taking the same train to hell with my boy, here's a guide to get some cheap ass from the best friend of a girl you have previously tagged. Coop, take it away......
I have thought long and hard about this. Women secretly hate each other, so it's easy to break this fake bond they pretend to have with one another and exploit them for your own personal benefit. My advice can be laid out in a 3 step plan
1.) SEPARATE THEM AT THE BEGINNING: Take each one out and work the “you are special” angle. Tell each one some intimate secret about yourself. This will create the illusion of trust and, therefore, she will less willing to use information AGAINST you. If she thinks others will think less of you (including her friend) she will keep a lot of your personal conversations just that: PERSONAL. Remember this: The spreading of information is your enemy!
2.) COMBINE THEM IN A SOCIAL SETTING: Make sure that they are both out at a bar. Here you can flirt with both of them equally. (NOTE: Do this when they are still somewhat sober) However, don’t be too over the top. Send out small comments like “I would be crazy not to think you are good looking” or “you and me always have a good time. Plus, your hot so it makes me look cool to be with you.” Such quotes are self-effacing and, therefore, create the false-appearance that you are vulnerable and sweet, when in reality you are a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Make sure that the other girl SEES you flirt, but does not HEAR you flirt. This will trigger her primal woman instinct and will make her POSSESSIVE. At this point the work has been done. The women, evening if only subconsciously, will hate each other and you are the golden boy. However, do not make any advances on either subject at this time. THIS IS CRUCIAL
3.) “ACCIDENTAL RUN-IN WITH THE HOTTER GIRL”- This is where you can “storm the beaches of Normandy”, so to speak. Find out from an outside source where she is one time without talking to her. Text messages are a bad idea in this instance because they can document your improper advances. Have a friend figure it out indirectly and show up WITH your boys. This will show that you have no evil motive. You are just out with your buddies. At this point, you have already broken down what I call “Berlin wall of v#g” and resistance will be minimal. She is already comfortable with you and somewhere back in her mind she is angry at her friend. Now you can resort to your normal tactic of getting her smashed and taking her home while intoxicated. RED BULL VODKAS ALWAYS AROUSE THE SPIRIT
NOTE: THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED TACTIC WILL ALLOW YOU TO GET ONE, TWO, MAYBE THREE (MAX) ROMPS BEFORE YOU ARE FOUND OUT. AT THAT POINT YOU WILL HAVE TO MAKE A DECISION. YOU’LL KNOW WHAT TO DO
1.) SEPARATE THEM AT THE BEGINNING: Take each one out and work the “you are special” angle. Tell each one some intimate secret about yourself. This will create the illusion of trust and, therefore, she will less willing to use information AGAINST you. If she thinks others will think less of you (including her friend) she will keep a lot of your personal conversations just that: PERSONAL. Remember this: The spreading of information is your enemy!
2.) COMBINE THEM IN A SOCIAL SETTING: Make sure that they are both out at a bar. Here you can flirt with both of them equally. (NOTE: Do this when they are still somewhat sober) However, don’t be too over the top. Send out small comments like “I would be crazy not to think you are good looking” or “you and me always have a good time. Plus, your hot so it makes me look cool to be with you.” Such quotes are self-effacing and, therefore, create the false-appearance that you are vulnerable and sweet, when in reality you are a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Make sure that the other girl SEES you flirt, but does not HEAR you flirt. This will trigger her primal woman instinct and will make her POSSESSIVE. At this point the work has been done. The women, evening if only subconsciously, will hate each other and you are the golden boy. However, do not make any advances on either subject at this time. THIS IS CRUCIAL
3.) “ACCIDENTAL RUN-IN WITH THE HOTTER GIRL”- This is where you can “storm the beaches of Normandy”, so to speak. Find out from an outside source where she is one time without talking to her. Text messages are a bad idea in this instance because they can document your improper advances. Have a friend figure it out indirectly and show up WITH your boys. This will show that you have no evil motive. You are just out with your buddies. At this point, you have already broken down what I call “Berlin wall of v#g” and resistance will be minimal. She is already comfortable with you and somewhere back in her mind she is angry at her friend. Now you can resort to your normal tactic of getting her smashed and taking her home while intoxicated. RED BULL VODKAS ALWAYS AROUSE THE SPIRIT
NOTE: THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED TACTIC WILL ALLOW YOU TO GET ONE, TWO, MAYBE THREE (MAX) ROMPS BEFORE YOU ARE FOUND OUT. AT THAT POINT YOU WILL HAVE TO MAKE A DECISION. YOU’LL KNOW WHAT TO DO
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