The Phillies and Dodgers begin their NLCS series tonight at Citizen Bank Park in South Philly. Now I'm bias being from the city of brotherly love, and growing up a die-hard Phighten fan all my life. Yes we have had our fair share of losses throughout the years, 10,000 plus but who's counting. My buddy Coop still lives and breathes the Phils, and here are a few things the boys in pinstripes need to follow to find their way into the World Series .....





Coops keys to the game OFF THE FIELD.

1.) Pat Burrell needs to sleep with all the wives of ALL the dodgers players by game 4. Being how Pat the Bat is a native to California, I don’t see this being a problem. He obviously understands the psyche of the California housewife and can achieve pound town status within seconds of the first conversation. This should not be an issue.
2.) Myers must try not to beat up his wife OFF THE FIELD so that he can stay ON the field. She travels with him to all the road games, so this could be difficult if she starts to nag. Personally I would like to keep her at home when they get to LA. Its just too tempting for Brett when he sleeps next to his own personal punching bag. In fact, I think he even called her “my own personal punching bag” in their wedding vows.
3.) Moyer needs to take Viagra and needs to take down Joe Torre’s wife. I think he is the only player that is in her age bracket and Moyer hasn’t had an erection since Woodstock. Nonetheless, with that little blue pill I see this happening easily.
4.) J Roll- Needs to keep his mouth shut so that we don’t get another “front running incident” or else I will personally burn all of his Tupac du-rags.

If we can do this, series should be a cake walk